20 10 / 2014

(Source: dvdp, via pale-bagel)

20 10 / 2014

yaridansei19:

Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.

(Source: alanlozano, via megustamemes)

18 10 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

(via liloldme1982)

18 10 / 2014

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(via liloldme1982)

18 10 / 2014

gxldlxfe:

femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

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HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🔫🔫🔫💯💯💯💯💯

Do people really take what comedians say on panel shows seriously?! Really!! :|

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks, via ilovebritishtv)

18 10 / 2014

I’m sad and regretful and all I wanna do is comfort eat

15 10 / 2014

I make damnnnnnn good meatballs 😁😁👌

I make damnnnnnn good meatballs 😁😁👌

10 10 / 2014

Im too pissed off to sleep and the fact he’s sleeping is pissing me off more.

10 10 / 2014

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via ruinedchildhood)

10 10 / 2014

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via professoralbusdumbledore)

09 10 / 2014

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion, via ruinedchildhood)

09 10 / 2014

"What will you give me in exchange, Severus?"
Anything.

(Source: divinesaber, via propertyofseverustsnape)

09 10 / 2014

Nights like tonight make me think me and Adam work pretty perfectly as a couple.
We made an amazing dinner together, watched some grand designs, he ran me a bath with a new bath bomb from lush, lit some candles brought me a glass of wine and we had a lovely relaxing bath together. Then his friends came over so he’s gone to watch football with them and I’m in bed having another glass of wine and reading ^_^ and at half time he made me pudding and got in bed and we had bakewell and custard together ;D

It’s been such a lovely night and I love that we can both do our own things and not feel like we’re putting each other out and I know I could go down and watch football and have a drink with them and that would be good too.

We just work well together and I’m happy ;D

09 10 / 2014

Perfect night ☺️❤️^_^

Perfect night ☺️❤️^_^

09 10 / 2014

Happy 5 year Morrisons anniversary to me 😆 🔫🔫 #morrisons

Happy 5 year Morrisons anniversary to me 😆 🔫🔫 #morrisons